爆笑英语中式翻译，当心合不拢嘴
很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条?
1. You ask me ,me ask who ? 你问我，我问谁？
2. We two who and who ? 咱俩谁跟谁
3. How are you ,how old are you ? 怎么是你?怎么老是你？
4. You don't bird me , I don't bird you . 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
5. You have seed , I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
6. Want money no ,want life one ! 要钱没有，要命一条！
7. Love who who . 爱谁谁
8. I give you face ,you don't wanna face. 我给你脸，你不要脸。
9. Horse horse tiger tiger . 马马虎虎。
10. No money no talk . 没钱免谈。
11. You give me stop! 你给我站住！
12. Big one mother .大姨妈
13. Let the horse come on . 放马过来
14. Red face know me . 红颜知己
15. Seven up eight down . 七上八下
16. No three no four . 不三不四
17. I call li old big ,to year 25 . 我叫李老大，今年25
18. Heart flower angry open . 心花怒放
19. You me you me . 彼此彼此
20. Good good study ,day day up . 好好学习，天天向上
21. Where cool where you stay ! 哪凉快哪呆着去！
22. One car come ,one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die . 车祸现场描述
23. People mountain people sea . 人山人海
24. Don't tiger me . 别唬我
25. Watch sister . 表妹
26. Big people don't think of small people's mistake .大人不记小人过
28. Play an ax before luban . 班门弄斧
29. Open water . 开水
30. Dragen born gargen ,chicken born chicken,mouse 's son can make hole . 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞
31. American Chinese not enough . 美中不足
32. People first born ,sex is kind . 人之初，性本善
33. Wang old five . 王老五
34. Know is know , no know is no know . 知之为知之，不知为不知
35. Go and look ! 走着瞧 !
36. Five talk ,four beauty, three lover . 五讲，四美，三热爱.
